Have fun with this ‘oldie’ sent to us by Heather Syminton:
A A A D D –
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. (Just joking!)
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my
car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table.
I brought that up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I put my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, then I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think: since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take out
the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my chequebook off the table and see that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my
desk, where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I’m going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I
I realise the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the
remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide
to put it back in the den where it belongs
but first I’ll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
- the driveway is flooded,
- the car isn’t washed,
- the bills aren’t paid,
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
- there is still only one check in my check book,
- I can’t find the remote,
- I can’t find my glasses,
- and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
baffled, because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail.
Do me a favour, will you?
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don’t remember who I have sent it to.
Don’t laugh —
if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!
For some tips on Concentration and Eliminating Distractions, watch this 2-minute video.